Okra (Dec. 22-Jan. 20):
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra's
have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the
seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.
Chitlin (Jan. 21-Feb. 19):
Chitlin's often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they are
uncomfortable talking about just where they came from. A Chitlin, however, can make
something of himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes to
dealing with Chitlin's, be very careful. Chitlin's are best with Catfish and Okra.
Remember that when marriage time rolls around.
Boll Weevil (Feb. 20-March
20): You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
surface of things and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.
Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger.
Nobody in his right mind is going to marry you so don't worry about it.
Moon Pie (March 21-April 20):
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to
recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. "Big" and
"round" are the key words here. You should marry anybody you can get
remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the
year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.
Possum (April 21-May 21):
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to
withdraw and develop a "don't-bother-me-about-it" attitude. Sometimes you
become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably
not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't
work and you may find your problems actually running you over.
Crawfish (May 22-June 21):
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging
around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the
golf course, the bathtub to the livingroom. You tend not to be particularly
Collards (June 22-July 23):
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the
"melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essences of those around
them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists and baseball managers.
As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies.
It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
Catfish (July 24-Aug. 23):
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart with one exception:
Whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to
understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above
all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
Grits (Aug. 24-Sept. 23):
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle
together in a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel, though, maybe you should
think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese
or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all
these things, that serves you well.
Boiled Peanuts (Sept.
24-Oct.23): You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man.
Unfortunately, your friends and loved one's may find that your person is much too salty
and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer
than your appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in
a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that
people will pull over and stop for you.
Butter Bean (Oct. 24-Nov. 22):
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Bean's get along well with everybody.
You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and
you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody.
However you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
Armadillo (Nov. 23-Dec. 21):
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior but you are actually quite gentle.
A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some root fruit, worms and
insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and
trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You are really almost
prehistoric in your interests and behavior.