The following statements don't apply to all Texans I must admit. But, if you are a dyed in the wool Redneck, they will mostly apply!
May wear a bathrobe but never ties it.
Knows that a good lock keeps most people honest.
Has country roots that run deep.
Sees no good reason to end a lot of words with the letter 'g'.
Knows that when his mama says frog, he'd better jump.
Removes his cap when a funeral passes.
Knows what a "mess" is.
Always makes room for one more at the dinner table.
Won't eat okra unless it's fried.
Has at least one kinfolk named Bubba or Bo.
Has a National Rifle Association bumper sticker.
Drinks sweetened iced tea at most meals.
Has enjoyed Moon Pies and R.C. Cola.
Has put peanuts in his soda pop.
Wouldn't take his weight in gold for a "good old dawg".
Thinks lying is worse than stealing.
Will go to the wall for a friend.
Always repays his debts.
Knows ain't is a perfectly acceptable word.
Thinks where he's from is God's Country
