A day without
sunshine is like, uh, night.
Those who live
by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Honk if you love
peace and quite.
He who laughs
last, thinks slowest.
I intend to live
forever - so far, so good.
The only good
substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
something you don't get until just after you need it.
He who hesitates
is probably right.
The colder the
x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The severity of
the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
To succeed in
politics, it's often necessary to rise above your principles.
The early bird
gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
No one is
listening until you make a mistake.
occurs in private and failure in full view.