Texans wish they were as rich as most
people think they are.
Texans wish Alaska was half its size.
Texans wish the rest of the country
would realize when they are joking and when they're serious.
Texans wish loud, obnoxious people
from other states would not claim to be from Texas.
Texans wish Alabama would've kept
their imported fire ants to themselves.
Texans wish Oklahoma would consider
another sport besides football. Crocheting maybe??
Texans really do wish they all had an
oil well in their backyard.
Texans wish non-Texans would stop
criticizing the way they talk because Texans are proud of their distinct use of the
Texans wish out-of-state people would
realize there is a way to start a conversation. You have to ask about the family,
your health and how you like the weather before conducting any business.
Texans wish the folks back East could
see a beautiful field of Bluebonnets, see a gorgeous sunset and sleep under the stars on a
clear, warm Texas night.
Texans wish they could borrow Colorado
in the month of August.
Texans wish everyone knew that it is
completely acceptable to wear cowboy boots with a suit.
And, lastly, Texans wish everyone
could have as much fun and enjoy life as much as they do.